12 August : The Day That Would Go Down in History.

One fine morning before school started, me and the boys were reading the newspaper about Domino's new offer. Pay Rm3 for 50 % more chicken on any pizza. So, I suggested to them that we go to Domino's after school. A decision that all of us agreed to and will never regret. The greatest day of our lives awaited us. Life would never be the same after this.

After school, at around 4 pm, me and Chin Loong arrived at the Domino's at the Plaza Damansara. After waiting for our troops Ronald and Judah to arrive, we walked into the Domino's together, the wind blowing into our faces. What was about to happen was nothing short of amazing. We were to experience a journey of a lifetime. One which would only happen once in a lifetime if you were really lucky. You have to be so lucky that in fact, only 3 people in the world other than myself have experienced such an experience. Their names shall be put in gold for the rest of their lives. Names? Well they are no other than Lieu. Ronald Lim Jia Rong. Captain Judah Chew. Sergeant Goh Chin Loong.

Ordering duties were give to Chin Loong. He ordered :-
a) a Classified Chicken
Size : XL
Crust : New York Crust
+ 2 portions of extra cheese (3 layers of cheese)
+ 1 portion of 50 % more chicken shreds

b) CheeseStyx

C) BreadStyx

Soon after, I notified Chin Loong that we could use a coupon in order to get a portion of ChickStyx.

The food came. We saw. We ate. We murdered.

The first thing which came was the pizza. Our hands were in. Signifying that we were all in this together. We ate our first bites together. As we lifted the pizza up, all our hands got burned by the 3 hot molten layers of cheese still fresh from the oven. My first bite of the pizza was a memorable one. The sensation of chicken and cheese was spectacular. I choked on the cheese and I realised that 3 layers of cheese could potentially kill me. This wasn't going to be an easy task. We ate with grit and determination, knowing that we wouldn't go home without getting the job done. Every time my teeth sunk into the cheesy outer layer of the pizza, I knew we'd be a step closer to victory and more importantly, I wouldn't be letting my teammates down.

13 minutes later, what many had prophesied had become reality. We had finished the pizza. We knew it had to end and very well it did. Who knew what we might have done with all the power we had. Life was to go on after this amazing yet heartwarming story about how 4 small town boys, went to into Domino's knowing what they wanted with their lives. Some say they were amazingly stupid but I say, they were troopers, brave men who sacrificed their lives so that other could live. Men that people want to be. Men that people respected what they have done.

That was the story of the 12th of August. The rest? The rest is history.

Below is a picture essay documenting our journey which has touched many hearts all around the world.

The offer we could not resist.
Judah.

Ronald

Chin Loong

Hands in.

The food.

ChickStyx.

13 minutes later.

Our accomplishment.

The four men whos names will go down in history as the bravest men our country has ever seen.

Update on Lleyton

Oh my my my! Hewitt is in the quarters of Wimbledon. Now I feel as if he's a real contender for the crown like honestly. He showed his fighting spirit by coming from two sets down to win 4-6 2-6 6-1 6-2 6-2 to beat Czech superstar Radek Stepanek. So that's the 23rd seed that he has just beaten. He also beat the 5th seed, Juan Martin del Potro in an earlier round.

Anyways, I still think he has a shot of winning but has to first go pass Andy Roddick (6th seed) who previously eclipsed him in the Queen's Club Championship. It'll be a tricky tie but I think he has a shot. If he Lleyton does reach the semis, he potentially faces home favourite Andy Murray (3rd seed) who in my opinion is a very good tennis player.

So, hopefully Lleyton can beat both Andys!

My Main Tennis Man

"The sport needs a dominant figure, someone who is a clear-cut No. 1...there is no reason why, in my mind, he cannot do what [Bjorn] Borg did and win this title [Wimbledon] five times, maybe more. He can win five US Opens, too. He has set a benchmark that others have to live up to."

Above was one of the All - Time tennis greats, Boris Becker talking about another great of the tennis world. I'll give you guys four guesses to get who it is correct.

Roger Federer? Oh nope but their ages are the same.

Rafael Nadal? Oh no my friend

Andre Agassi? An all-time great but not yet there.

Andy Roddick? He'll never be as good.

My readers, if you have guessed Lleyton Hewitt. I must say you are correct. He is the bomb in my eyes.

I've been supporting Lleyton since I was about 10. Back then he was the King until a certain Swiss maestro came along. I have never actually witnessed him winning his 2 Grand Slam titles but I did watch his US Open final against Roger Federer which he lost as well as the Australian Open against Marat Safin, which he also lost.

What made me really attracted to Lleyton Hewitt's style of play is his never say never attitude. Countless times I have remembered him coming down from two sets down to win a match. No one can say he has never been one of the world greats because back in his prime, he was absolutely unstoppable. At 17, he became only the 3rd youngest player to win an ATP title. He also became one of the youngest world number 1's at 20 years old in the year 2001. In that year, he beat Pistol Pete Sampras in straight sets, hardly breaking a sweat. Since becoming a pro, Lleyton has won an ATP title every year with the exception of 2008.

What a coincidence! Hewitt is playing Martin Del Potro now and is winning 6-3 3-3. Hopefully he'll win Wimbledon because I can tell that Hewitt will rise again from the ashed like a pheonix just like he shows in his tennis matches. He will once again be looking to lose but shall be victorious in the end. Or not.

The Chin San and Judah Show

Judah is my bff forever!

We did this while everyone was doing mathletics. Moral of the story. Finish your homework at home.

Questions

All my friends ask me. "Chin San, how is it you are cool, handsome, and maintain such a happening blog at the same time?"

Well, there is no correct answer to that those three factors cannot be measured through any of your 5 senses. So, I tell them this, "Being cool, handsome, and having a hip blog all coincide with each other. It's like the ecosystem. They all need to coexist. For example, to be handsome, you need to be cool. Most people think it's the other way around but it is actually the contrary. Think about it, If you are lame, and not cool and nobody knows you, how can anyone say you are handsome? You know what? Everyone in the world is handsome/ pretty. So that is how I maintain the handsome. How am I cool. Well, it's because I have a blog that I am cool. If I didn't have a blog in the first place, no one would have known me and I wouldn't be "COOL"."

Those people who have a blog and are not yet cool, my advice is write about things that people care about like daily issues and sports and stuff. So how can you be Chin San? Play it cool. Get a blog. Write about stuff. Don't treat your blog like your Pokemon cards. Unattended.

Life's Like A River, It Just Keeps Flowing

Loyal readers,

I know you have been waiting for a very long time for my blogging mojo jojo to be back. And to please all of you, I'm proud to say. I'm back. Back like David Beckham. Back like Britney Spears. Back like fire rekindled from a glowing splint because of the presence of Oxygen gas in the equation, 2 H2O -----> 2 H2 (g) ↑ + O2 (g) ↑.

So what I am going to talk about today is about new words that I have found very interesting and wonderful and should be taken into consideration to be entered into the English dictionary.

One word that is amazing is "Wiat". This is actually a typo of the word "Wait". One of such which is also a popular word is "pwn" which is a type of "own". Wiat may not be popular yet but trendsetter Alexis Lee and myself are about to change that. She has already started using it on many numerous occasions.

[20:36] LexaLee: im looking thorugh
[20:36] LexaLee: wiat
[20:36] LexaLee: wiat*
[20:36] LexaLee: wait*.
[20:39] LexaLee: just you WIAT

- Alexis Lee Yue Xiu-

If this quotation by the ever so cool Alexis Lee does not convince you to use the word Wiat. I don't know what will.

Some of the invented words I come up with is through joining 2 words together like Barney does in How I Met Your Mother. He has taught me words like possimpible and visitivity. Innovator/ YJC writer, Alexis Lee also contributes to many of these words invented. One of the words is productivius which is a hybrid of the words productive and mischievous. It is used mainly to describe things/people/occasions that are extremely productive despite having an aspect of mischief albeit a little.

Another word created is totallicious which is a combination of total and delicious. It is a truly useful when wanting to describe something which is so totally delicious like Ronald and saves time to say and space to write on.

New words should also come in abbreviations. One notable example is STO. This is the shortened version of Stick To One. This was coined up by the one and only Mr. Sheat Yen Ming. Coincidently, today is the birthdate of the legendary Chemistry teacher. Stick To One can be used for many purposes but is mainly used to scold boy/girls who do not stick to their lovers and instead, pursue other boys/girls.

I end this post by telling you all to keep striving for excellence. Words are there to be created and we should all strive to innovate new words and phrases.

Disco Stu

This is a video from last year. It's Chin Loong + Judah + Ronald being vain and stupid!

Will you laugh? Maybe. Why is my English uncomprehendable? Maybe it's always like that.



I laughed lol.

There's another video which is even more lolworthy but that'll have to wait.